Aadhavan Beats Kandasamy

To Varungala Santhano Engira Surya;

Neenga enniku than thiruntha porenga? Oorle iruka ela news medialayum

“ithu oru azhagana padam”

“ippadi oru cinema nenga pathirka matenga”

“jyothika biryinani sapidama odambu valathen”

“SOK broke ghajini records”

“ennai mass hero aakinar jyothika”

“jo this award is for u”

“vijay tv awardsl family drama”

Oru padam,ore oru padam nenga jyothika name use panama kodunga papom? Unga interview torture thanga mudiyatha kodi kanakana pans la nanum oruthan.

Blog begins:

Title cardla Red giant movie potathume nama Kuruvi pola oru ulaga cinema paka poromnu ennam nama manasula aazhama pathinjachu .

Neenga super star title card pathirpenga?

Ultimate star title pathirpenga?

Thalabathy title pathirpenga?

Aen JK Riteshoda Veera Thalabathy title kooda pathirpenga?

Aana wife photo kaatuna Family photo pottu title card engana pathrikengala? [:d]Hindi,English,telugu,kannada,Malayalam,gujarati,marati,Bengali,urdu,Chinese,Mexican,thai,Iranian cinemala kooda illatha oru puratchi panitaru nama Surya [:D]

I sincerely wonder abt this directors. They keep giving vulnerable movies and make me write blogs. Until I saw villu I tot it’s the worst movie ever. Later the record was broken by pokkisham and kandasamy. Only now I realized the value of vijay. He is no where near when compared to self proclaimed mass actor surya. Kettavan thirunthi nallavan aratha Tamil makkaluku mudhal muriaya katra oru puthu vithamana thirai padam than Adhavan[8)]

Movie begins.Surya shoots a apple. Apove therinjirkum ithu epperpatta mass mass mass padamnu. Surya is travelling with Secret agent type coat with big boot shoes. He completes his underwater mission and kills a swami ji. Antha mission apo than contract killers epdilam price drop panranganu namaku puriya veikranga(gangster cinema ithu). Then Surya comes in unbelievable getups. Intro fight than highlight he flies flies flies and he makes kuruvi jump into a stupid one[8)].He competes with David Belle district B13 and makes him into a spoof artist[8)]. U shouldn’t ask director y he copied Casino royale intro fight[8)]

Surya meets the villan on flight. Apo than Bluetooth camera,instant recordingnu namaku full technology katranga(bond cinema ithu).Surya is given a assassination plan to murder a Judge who is there to do a commission on childrens murder(patriotic cinema ithu). Surya misses the target. Apo than FEFSI Vijayan intro. Wow. Rough and tougha apdiye Vetrivel Walter vetrivela remind panraru. Surya escapes from the watchmans sorry police and jumps inside the river.

Scene cut agi Suryavoda shipla nadakuthu. Villan enters the ship suddenly and abuses him for doing petty jobs like chain snatching,pick pocket etc(audience get the same feel on surya. Y not he act in sumaal movies and y should he torture us in acting big budget movies?)(intelligent thought provoking u know). Surya then decides to get into the judges house and plans to kill him. That’s when they meet vadivelu(the prime savior of this movie). Ippo oru punch”aadhavan oru vishayatha eduthuta mudikama vidamaatan” [8)] MASS MASS.

Vadivelu meets surya with one of the co hero anand babu. That’s when we saw a new fashion statement. We saw coolers in eyes,we saw coolers even in our heard. For the first time we saw coolers In shoulder button.If I were a gal im sure I would have gone mad after seeing such a fashion statement. Wow wow wow.

Surya changes his getup and goes into their house.In the mean time we saw nayan and sarojadevi intro and a beautipull song by harris sir. Accidentally all kuzhantheigal,petrorgal,kathalargal,kudimagangal,matrum utrar uravinargal went out of theatre. The catering services should give special remuneration for harris for their income. Surya comes inside the house and starts exhibiting his mass drill excellence. Later he imitates jetix character and proves he is no way inferior to vadivelu when comedy is concerned[:d].

Surya gets into the house with lots of vegetable. That’s where ur own eyes fools u. Vegetables kulla ivvlo naal ena irukum? Protein ,vitamin,carbohydrate? But intha time vegetableku ulla Bullets,bombs iruku [:d] bullets inside drumstick, detonators inside mullangi,pistol inside poosanikai.

Surya tries to kill judge in many ways. One fine night he plans to plant a bomb in judge vehicle. Surya jumps all over to reach that place vadivelu comes with a opt dialogue.

“Ivan ena korangu mathiri jump panran. Ivana patha antha korangungale suicide panikume?. Whole theatre gets a doubt is surya a human or monkey? Ippadi jump panraru?

Competition with MGR and SHIVAJI :

There is a scene where Prakashraj praises vikram for his acting skills in Anniyan and now KSR wants to be Shankar and Vadivelu wants to be prakashraj and Surya wants to be Vikam.

Vadivelu tells : “MGRa pathen Shivajiya pathen Rajiniya pathen Kamala pathen Ippadi oru nadipa na pakala pakala pakala”

Surya then dances for Nan aanaiyittal song. All oldies started clapping as they felt MGR has come in the form of surya. That’s when we had a spoof on Shivaji The MAN. There was a question on surya and he walks just like shivaji. Its high time we all go to Aavi amudha and talk to MGR and SHIVAJIS AAVI. Avanga Aaviya vanthu suryava kanavula torture pananum Inime enga pera ilupiya inime enga pera ilupiyanu apo than ippadi avangala spoof panamatanga [:x]

Surya is so clever he even makes the dogs to give way for him[8)] Intelligence to the intelligence u c [:d]Naige bongu paal kuduthu mayakuraru.

Punch dialogue for MD: First time in World Cinema.

There is a scene where Ramesh kanna introduces as Ilayaman that is Ilaya from Ilayaraja and Man from Rahman – Ilayaman.

That’s where Vadivelu tells : ivaru periya Harris jeyaraju music poda vantaru [8)] Ithula ena mean panrangana ilayaraja,rahmanku aduthu harris thanam [:d] ROTFL [:d]

Later he shows his mass drill mass in the form of yoga. Finally he meets the judge. He makes a series of attempts to kill the judge and that’s when we came across beautipull characters like DON PICHUMANHI,THE Security SINGH,Assistant commissioner riyaz khan,FEFSI Vijayan,Mano bala,Ramesh kanna. Over all we get a feeling like watching a kalyana cassette[:d] .In the mean time we get sila pala songs by harris which makes all audience to run away from the theatre[:d]. At one point surya gets caught by nayan and that’s when he reveals a master secret athu ennana surya is judge’s son. Inga vecharu director Intervala[:d]

INTERVAL

Intervalku apram he tries to assassinate judge in many ways. Mean time his pamily sentiments makes us laugh like hell. Suddenly there rises a new prob. He finds another new enemy in track. His Co hero anand babu. Apo avaroda snipera dwamsam pana surya oru idea panuvaru parunga OH MY GAD. Apo oru fight. Padathula inneram oru 9 fight mudinjirkum. In the mean time we need to say something abt the CG team. Wow wat a work. Even a small glass break is done in CG and its as funny as thirupachi glass hitting sequence. Surya trashes anand babu and reveals a big secret. Athu enana he is the real son of that judge[:d]. Whole audience fell down after hearing this twist.

In the mean time the secret is revealed to the whole house by nayan and then whole house starts treating surya like a prince. Mass mass mass. In the mean time there is few duet songs where surya appears with Gayish costumes. Pink,white,flower based pants.(he still believes such costumes will impress gals). Inga than padathoda highlight. Yaarume ethir pakatha oru puthumayan vishayam . Surya 10 year old kidda vararu. Goli,gillilam velayadraru. The whole sequence made the audience to laugh like hell and I started getting kidney ache after laughing so much inside the theatre.(to knw how far u can laugh u just need to watch his performance on screen [:d]) Ovvoru secondum siripu siripu kummalam kondatam.Surya shoots his dad and there was a English Song BGM [:d] ROTFL [:D] Everyone in theatre started to assume that bgm to b their ring tone [:d] harris harris everywhere [:d] At one point intha torture mudiyuthu. This is how a normal kid is transformed into a MASS KID[8)]. In the mean time surya oru intelligent idea thararu ramesh kannava instruments play panama iruka athu pathu ippadilam oru intelligent cinema eduka mudiyumanu elarum kaiya thala mela vechi thinking[8)]

Villan group cant kill judge so they makes suryas dad(shayaji shinde) to surrender and there comes a big twist. Surya is arrested by riyaz khan and he reveals the truth that he is the one assigned to assassinate the judge. Anga oru mass mass fight and surya kidnaps the judge with the help of nayan. Ipothan padathulaye oru big twist. FEFSI Vijayan entry.

Twist Twist Twist [:d]

Surya is not there to kill the judge but to save him [:d] Surya is chased by watchman’s and he falls into the river illa.Its when he gets caught by the watchman and they give red room treatment for him [:d] its when surya reveals that judge his very own dad. Surya is assigned with a new job. TO SAVE THE WORLD sorry sorry TO SAVE HIS DAD. Ipo than ulaga cinemala nadakatha puthu puthu vishayangal nadaka poguthu

Have u ever seen a climax starting at india and ending at south Africa? Get ready to see the mass. Suryas ambassador travels from caltutta and it ends at south Africa MASS FIGHT BEGINS. Whole theatre starts laughing once again. Surya once again starts to fly fly and fly. No one can dare to stop out laughter[8)]. MASS MASS MASS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. All elements in the screen r flying now. Surya,car,villans,goondas. Everyone is flying all over. Rahul dev the man lifts the car and that’s when mass surya starts fighting with him. Inga than camera focus judge then surya ,judge then surya. An emotional saga begins. Rahul shoots judge . The bullet travels in slow motion and surya gets in his shoulder. Slow motion bullet fast motion surya. Theory of relativity. Surya fallsdown …..

Whole theatre silence. Judge shouts. Shouts shouts(along with audience ) Elunthiri surya eluthiri Elunthiri surya elunthiri(anjali ishtyle) . Inga than ulaga cinemala varatha oru puthu vishayam varuthu

TIMER IN ROCKET LAUNCHER[8)]

Villan launches it with a timer and its locked in the car. Suddenly surya gets up and travels towards the car obviously he pulls off the bomb. That’s when there is a new twist. He flies towards a chopper and inserts the rocket launcher into the chopper. MASS MASS MASS. Finally the fight is over. Padam mudinjacha? Illai illai illai ithuku piragu than adutha twist iruku [:d].

Two beautipull characters entry. Producer the Man and Director the MAN. Both gives their entry and udayanidhi stalin proves he can emote navarasam,kolambu,kootu in his face. Such a ROTFL moment on screen [:d]

Special mentioning should be done to few persons :

Rahul dev: The mass villan. He is just like a replica of Pakistani villans who speaks tamil in all captain movies. Ena oru mass ena oru pronounsation.

Harris : He is the back bone,kidney,liver,flesh,bone,blood of this movie. Every single song is a rocker and BGM is almost close to IRs Mudhal mariyathey. Unforgettable masterpieces .

Vadivelu : the real savior of this movie. Though there is a big competition between him and surya. Surya wins hands down with his stunts.

Lets analyze wat kinda movie is this adhavan [:)]

This shows the war between two gangs. Is this a gangster film – YES

This shows the biggest star cast ever . Is this a multi starrer- YES

This shows the most technological stuff like Bluetooth bomb,rocket launcher with timer. Is this a Jamesbond movie – YES

This shows the biggest comedy stunts ever. Is this a comedy movie- YES

Surya comes with full rose,pink costumes. Does this movie promote Gayism?- YES

After too many YES’s Wat kinda movie is this finally?

DIVINE MASS CINEMA

PS : If u send anymore vijay jokes to anyone. Better be aware of the consequence. U will be punished with Aadhavan DVD.Intha padam pakrathuku “Odambu epdi iruku padatha 100 thadava pakalam aen Kandasamy kooda nala padam ithu compare panum pothu”