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SPR sirku nandri solla kadamai pattirukum kodanu kodi Vijay Ethirigalil nanum oruvan :)
Special thanks to all the lyric writers(all te six of thm)

Bomaayeeee Bommayeeee
Heres the original version :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PTLPfNilqo

Vijays Craze for Rap beats continues even in Sura. The lyrics is fucking great. We are very sure all the lyricists took TR as their Demi Mentor. Nalla rhymingaoda nala timingoda TR style lyrics fula iruku songla.
sample :
soo manthrakali
i wana make u gaali
give me thaali
lifea jolli
As usual duetla kooda self buildup lines iruku as obvious from a thalabathy movie :D

The visuals will be stunning to the Core. Already vijay has come up with fucking amazing looking Segapu sokka and blue sokka.We are waiting for the dance movements where vijay Sir removes tamannas towser and puts it back in a sexy romantic way. Way to go Romancepathy

Vetri kodi yethu

Original : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDY27mG-PuI

Having heard dandnakka danakunka dhinukunakka in different forms /tempos and styles Vijas has decided to give it up and come up with full fledged Advice for India/ilangai/america and for the ulaga makkal. Song resembles Vijays Cult hit Oh uncle oh uncle oh uncle aunty from his Magntic Minsaara Kanna. SPR does a splendid job as a lyricist. India vallarasu aaga padu paduvor odane intha songa ketu odane indiakaga ozhaika arambipanga. Avvlo patriotism in the songs. Abdul kalam wants india to be vallarasu at 2020 but if at all if u hear this song u will fight hard to make it a vallarasu even at 2012

Vanga kadal ellai :

Orignal : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9nFC_Q5ER8

Vanga kadal ellai :

Seriously the director has gone gaga over his mentor TR. All songs have rhyming with timing and this song is no exception.

Dandaka dandaka dandaka danakukana is the tune/music/beats for this u in this song

Jamaai jamaai kamaai kamaai

sakkarakatti vithayakaati

sundari pokiri rathiri

mundakannu mogini dhavani paruni

Thats few of the rhyming lyrics for u. Song begins with Singam petha pulla (obviously referring to TN's Tarantino SAC The God.). The director has worked really hard to get these beautiful words along with good rhyming and timing and thats KUTHUPATHY for u

Siragadikum Nilavu :

Original : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWrrsBubA3w

Only saviour in this album without rhyming/timing and self buildup. May be director wants to get logical coz its supposed to be a melody and thats DUETPATHY for u

Thamizhan Veera Thamizhan :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkPQPf3b6B4

The PURE MASS SELF BUILDUP SONG written exclusively for Thalabathy. The lyrics are so vital. The lyrics will create fear for the crores of vijay haters all over the planet. after hearing they would know the True power of Thalabathy and go ucha on their pants. Well theres rhyming and timing for u and the director makes sure the line ends with AN.

tharuvan varuvan peruvan kodupan mudipan kudhipan mithipan and at the end of the song u will dare to think. Ivan epo than intha paata mudipan? and there u have RHYMINGPATHY

Naam Nadanthaal Athiradi :

Original : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acKJy3X7S_k

Can u ever think a MASS song be changed over to Duet? Don jus think SPR and Mani sharma the magical duo has done this magic with ease.

Mundhanai veedu moongil kaadu pathu veralil thee mootuven .... wow wat a motivational lyrics.

thotta taata keeta beta is one small sample for the rhyming and timing. This song is quite special as mani sharma has changed his Vaa chellam to My name is billa which further came here as Nan nadanthal Athiradi thats Tamil-> Telugu -> Tamil. In mass songs he motivates ulaga makkal by free advice and in duets he motivates youngsters by giving out thought provoking gilma lines. He covers all segment audience even in songs. Politicians/Ulaga makkal/youngsters/parents/relatives/lover/sister/friends every one has lines for them. This album is filled with all genres of music to cover all segment audience obviously it will have rocking sales all over the planet and even in Pandora.

Sun news will give out flash news like "record sadhanai/CD kidaikathathaal rasigargal thee kulipu/Chengal petil auto eripu/CD varathathaal Americavil obama veetu mun sagum varai unnaviratham /paatu kekathavargaluku vayithu kedupu etc" and thats THOUGHTPROVIKINGPATHY for u.

Though u have heard 100s of beautiful words in this album theres only one word which sticks in ur hearts/lips/kidney and liver and thats obviously BOMMAYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aadhavan Beats Kandasamy

To Varungala Santhano Engira Surya;

Neenga enniku than thiruntha porenga? Oorle iruka ela news medialayum

“ithu oru azhagana padam”

“ippadi oru cinema nenga pathirka matenga”

“jyothika biryinani sapidama odambu valathen”

“SOK broke ghajini records”

“ennai mass hero aakinar jyothika”

“jo this award is for u”

“vijay tv awardsl family drama”

Oru padam,ore oru padam nenga jyothika name use panama kodunga papom? Unga interview torture thanga mudiyatha kodi kanakana pans la nanum oruthan.

Blog begins:

Title cardla Red giant movie potathume nama Kuruvi pola oru ulaga cinema paka poromnu ennam nama manasula aazhama pathinjachu .

Neenga super star title card pathirpenga?

Ultimate star title pathirpenga?

Thalabathy title pathirpenga?

Aen JK Riteshoda Veera Thalabathy title kooda pathirpenga?

Aana wife photo kaatuna Family photo pottu title card engana pathrikengala? [:d]Hindi,English,telugu,kannada,Malayalam,gujarati,marati,Bengali,urdu,Chinese,Mexican,thai,Iranian cinemala kooda illatha oru puratchi panitaru nama Surya [:D]

I sincerely wonder abt this directors. They keep giving vulnerable movies and make me write blogs. Until I saw villu I tot it’s the worst movie ever. Later the record was broken by pokkisham and kandasamy. Only now I realized the value of vijay. He is no where near when compared to self proclaimed mass actor surya. Kettavan thirunthi nallavan aratha Tamil makkaluku mudhal muriaya katra oru puthu vithamana thirai padam than Adhavan[8)]

Movie begins.Surya shoots a apple. Apove therinjirkum ithu epperpatta mass mass mass padamnu. Surya is travelling with Secret agent type coat with big boot shoes. He completes his underwater mission and kills a swami ji. Antha mission apo than contract killers epdilam price drop panranganu namaku puriya veikranga(gangster cinema ithu). Then Surya comes in unbelievable getups. Intro fight than highlight he flies flies flies and he makes kuruvi jump into a stupid one[8)].He competes with David Belle district B13 and makes him into a spoof artist[8)]. U shouldn’t ask director y he copied Casino royale intro fight[8)]

Surya meets the villan on flight. Apo than Bluetooth camera,instant recordingnu namaku full technology katranga(bond cinema ithu).Surya is given a assassination plan to murder a Judge who is there to do a commission on childrens murder(patriotic cinema ithu). Surya misses the target. Apo than FEFSI Vijayan intro. Wow. Rough and tougha apdiye Vetrivel Walter vetrivela remind panraru. Surya escapes from the watchmans sorry police and jumps inside the river.

Scene cut agi Suryavoda shipla nadakuthu. Villan enters the ship suddenly and abuses him for doing petty jobs like chain snatching,pick pocket etc(audience get the same feel on surya. Y not he act in sumaal movies and y should he torture us in acting big budget movies?)(intelligent thought provoking u know). Surya then decides to get into the judges house and plans to kill him. That’s when they meet vadivelu(the prime savior of this movie). Ippo oru punch”aadhavan oru vishayatha eduthuta mudikama vidamaatan” [8)] MASS MASS.

Vadivelu meets surya with one of the co hero anand babu. That’s when we saw a new fashion statement. We saw coolers in eyes,we saw coolers even in our heard. For the first time we saw coolers In shoulder button.If I were a gal im sure I would have gone mad after seeing such a fashion statement. Wow wow wow.

Surya changes his getup and goes into their house.In the mean time we saw nayan and sarojadevi intro and a beautipull song by harris sir. Accidentally all kuzhantheigal,petrorgal,kathalargal,kudimagangal,matrum utrar uravinargal went out of theatre. The catering services should give special remuneration for harris for their income. Surya comes inside the house and starts exhibiting his mass drill excellence. Later he imitates jetix character and proves he is no way inferior to vadivelu when comedy is concerned[:d].

Surya gets into the house with lots of vegetable. That’s where ur own eyes fools u. Vegetables kulla ivvlo naal ena irukum? Protein ,vitamin,carbohydrate? But intha time vegetableku ulla Bullets,bombs iruku [:d] bullets inside drumstick, detonators inside mullangi,pistol inside poosanikai.

Surya tries to kill judge in many ways. One fine night he plans to plant a bomb in judge vehicle. Surya jumps all over to reach that place vadivelu comes with a opt dialogue.

“Ivan ena korangu mathiri jump panran. Ivana patha antha korangungale suicide panikume?. Whole theatre gets a doubt is surya a human or monkey? Ippadi jump panraru?

Competition with MGR and SHIVAJI :

There is a scene where Prakashraj praises vikram for his acting skills in Anniyan and now KSR wants to be Shankar and Vadivelu wants to be prakashraj and Surya wants to be Vikam.

Vadivelu tells : “MGRa pathen Shivajiya pathen Rajiniya pathen Kamala pathen Ippadi oru nadipa na pakala pakala pakala”

Surya then dances for Nan aanaiyittal song. All oldies started clapping as they felt MGR has come in the form of surya. That’s when we had a spoof on Shivaji The MAN. There was a question on surya and he walks just like shivaji. Its high time we all go to Aavi amudha and talk to MGR and SHIVAJIS AAVI. Avanga Aaviya vanthu suryava kanavula torture pananum Inime enga pera ilupiya inime enga pera ilupiyanu apo than ippadi avangala spoof panamatanga [:x]

Surya is so clever he even makes the dogs to give way for him[8)] Intelligence to the intelligence u c [:d]Naige bongu paal kuduthu mayakuraru.

Punch dialogue for MD: First time in World Cinema.

There is a scene where Ramesh kanna introduces as Ilayaman that is Ilaya from Ilayaraja and Man from Rahman – Ilayaman.

That’s where Vadivelu tells : ivaru periya Harris jeyaraju music poda vantaru [8)] Ithula ena mean panrangana ilayaraja,rahmanku aduthu harris thanam [:d] ROTFL [:d]

Later he shows his mass drill mass in the form of yoga. Finally he meets the judge. He makes a series of attempts to kill the judge and that’s when we came across beautipull characters like DON PICHUMANHI,THE Security SINGH,Assistant commissioner riyaz khan,FEFSI Vijayan,Mano bala,Ramesh kanna. Over all we get a feeling like watching a kalyana cassette[:d] .In the mean time we get sila pala songs by harris which makes all audience to run away from the theatre[:d]. At one point surya gets caught by nayan and that’s when he reveals a master secret athu ennana surya is judge’s son. Inga vecharu director Intervala[:d]

INTERVAL

Intervalku apram he tries to assassinate judge in many ways. Mean time his pamily sentiments makes us laugh like hell. Suddenly there rises a new prob. He finds another new enemy in track. His Co hero anand babu. Apo avaroda snipera dwamsam pana surya oru idea panuvaru parunga OH MY GAD. Apo oru fight. Padathula inneram oru 9 fight mudinjirkum. In the mean time we need to say something abt the CG team. Wow wat a work. Even a small glass break is done in CG and its as funny as thirupachi glass hitting sequence. Surya trashes anand babu and reveals a big secret. Athu enana he is the real son of that judge[:d]. Whole audience fell down after hearing this twist.

In the mean time the secret is revealed to the whole house by nayan and then whole house starts treating surya like a prince. Mass mass mass. In the mean time there is few duet songs where surya appears with Gayish costumes. Pink,white,flower based pants.(he still believes such costumes will impress gals). Inga than padathoda highlight. Yaarume ethir pakatha oru puthumayan vishayam . Surya 10 year old kidda vararu. Goli,gillilam velayadraru. The whole sequence made the audience to laugh like hell and I started getting kidney ache after laughing so much inside the theatre.(to knw how far u can laugh u just need to watch his performance on screen [:d]) Ovvoru secondum siripu siripu kummalam kondatam.Surya shoots his dad and there was a English Song BGM [:d] ROTFL [:D] Everyone in theatre started to assume that bgm to b their ring tone [:d] harris harris everywhere [:d] At one point intha torture mudiyuthu. This is how a normal kid is transformed into a MASS KID[8)]. In the mean time surya oru intelligent idea thararu ramesh kannava instruments play panama iruka athu pathu ippadilam oru intelligent cinema eduka mudiyumanu elarum kaiya thala mela vechi thinking[8)]

Villan group cant kill judge so they makes suryas dad(shayaji shinde) to surrender and there comes a big twist. Surya is arrested by riyaz khan and he reveals the truth that he is the one assigned to assassinate the judge. Anga oru mass mass fight and surya kidnaps the judge with the help of nayan. Ipothan padathulaye oru big twist. FEFSI Vijayan entry.

Twist Twist Twist [:d]

Surya is not there to kill the judge but to save him [:d] Surya is chased by watchman’s and he falls into the river illa.Its when he gets caught by the watchman and they give red room treatment for him [:d] its when surya reveals that judge his very own dad. Surya is assigned with a new job. TO SAVE THE WORLD sorry sorry TO SAVE HIS DAD. Ipo than ulaga cinemala nadakatha puthu puthu vishayangal nadaka poguthu

Have u ever seen a climax starting at india and ending at south Africa? Get ready to see the mass. Suryas ambassador travels from caltutta and it ends at south Africa MASS FIGHT BEGINS. Whole theatre starts laughing once again. Surya once again starts to fly fly and fly. No one can dare to stop out laughter[8)]. MASS MASS MASS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. All elements in the screen r flying now. Surya,car,villans,goondas. Everyone is flying all over. Rahul dev the man lifts the car and that’s when mass surya starts fighting with him. Inga than camera focus judge then surya ,judge then surya. An emotional saga begins. Rahul shoots judge . The bullet travels in slow motion and surya gets in his shoulder. Slow motion bullet fast motion surya. Theory of relativity. Surya fallsdown …..

Whole theatre silence. Judge shouts. Shouts shouts(along with audience ) Elunthiri surya eluthiri Elunthiri surya elunthiri(anjali ishtyle) . Inga than ulaga cinemala varatha oru puthu vishayam varuthu

TIMER IN ROCKET LAUNCHER[8)]

Villan launches it with a timer and its locked in the car. Suddenly surya gets up and travels towards the car obviously he pulls off the bomb. That’s when there is a new twist. He flies towards a chopper and inserts the rocket launcher into the chopper. MASS MASS MASS. Finally the fight is over. Padam mudinjacha? Illai illai illai ithuku piragu than adutha twist iruku [:d].

Two beautipull characters entry. Producer the Man and Director the MAN. Both gives their entry and udayanidhi stalin proves he can emote navarasam,kolambu,kootu in his face. Such a ROTFL moment on screen [:d]

Special mentioning should be done to few persons :

Rahul dev: The mass villan. He is just like a replica of Pakistani villans who speaks tamil in all captain movies. Ena oru mass ena oru pronounsation.

Harris : He is the back bone,kidney,liver,flesh,bone,blood of this movie. Every single song is a rocker and BGM is almost close to IRs Mudhal mariyathey. Unforgettable masterpieces .

Vadivelu : the real savior of this movie. Though there is a big competition between him and surya. Surya wins hands down with his stunts.

Lets analyze wat kinda movie is this adhavan [:)]

This shows the war between two gangs. Is this a gangster film – YES

This shows the biggest star cast ever . Is this a multi starrer- YES

This shows the most technological stuff like Bluetooth bomb,rocket launcher with timer. Is this a Jamesbond movie – YES

This shows the biggest comedy stunts ever. Is this a comedy movie- YES

Surya comes with full rose,pink costumes. Does this movie promote Gayism?- YES

After too many YES’s Wat kinda movie is this finally?

DIVINE MASS CINEMA

PS : If u send anymore vijay jokes to anyone. Better be aware of the consequence. U will be punished with Aadhavan DVD.Intha padam pakrathuku “Odambu epdi iruku padatha 100 thadava pakalam aen Kandasamy kooda nala padam ithu compare panum pothu”

Kandasamy the Classic among all Cults

I Was one among the stupid guys who believed Villu is the worst ever Tamil Cinema Ever . Well its record was broken by Pokkisham recently. I Just couldn’t see Cheran on screen for 3 full hours. Well I Kinda know the script even before 2 years. I Was the one who had really low expectation on this movie after the godly hype given by dhanu J.Offlate people started pesturin for this review well I sincerely had no idea to write a review coz I can even waste time seeing vijays movies but I was pretty sure not to waste time writing review for this movie [:p] but yes here goes my review

Curtain Rises :

We were welcomed by Dhanus Silver Jublie mass mass mass intro. [8)]

Intro :

Introla Jananga elarum kadavul kita vendi kekranga. Kadavule enga prachana elam theranumnu. Apo padam pakravangaluku padathula pinnadi nadaka pora vilaivugal pureela [;)]. Padam paka pona elarum pinnadi thangaloda idhayam,kidney,liver ithukelam nadakapora vilauvugal puriyama “kandasamy” nu title potathum whistle adika arambichanga. I was jus thinking” booma devi vaya polaka pora neenga elarum ula poporenga” . Oru lady vendikuranga “sami en purushana kapathunga 60000 venumnu” apo na nenechan “sami kanda padathula irunthu ena kapathunganu” vendikama vanthutomenu. Avanga veetuku pona early morning karupu bagla 60000 k panam[8)]. Humble women goes to police station to give that money back. Mansoor alikahn the massive villan of all time takes it to his room[8)] . Apo avaru manda mela black and whitela etho theriyuthu[8)] patha cross anglela Vikram pola oruthar (sorry getup kandupidika mudeela) Perfection perfection. Vikramum mela parakuraru keezha parakuraru sidela parakuraru ela anglelaum paranthu paranthu intha marna mass vilana attack panraru. Avarum adikraru adikraru adichite irukaru 15 mins mudinchu poi elarum thoonga arambichitanga. Pathi peru dhumm adika poitanga. Shit this guys epdilam kalairkqanga padatha. Mansoor alikhan asks” nee adi aana yarunu sollitu adi” apo than padathoda pulse come result therinjuthu [8)]

Kokuku kok kok kokuku kok kok nu vikram kaiya madaki madaki mass drill panite avaroda pera solum pothu Theatre apdiye boogambam vantha pola massssla athiruchu [8)] Mass Mass Marna Mass. Antha inthanu oru 20 mins mansoor alikhana adichu mudichitu mansoor alikhan enthirichu pakraru apo odancha elame correcta iruku(logic logic pure logic) athu epdi vanthuchu apdindra suspencea director padathoda second halfla explain panraru(logic logic logic).

Mudinjathum Vikrama super coola katrendra perla CBI officera katranga. Posuku posukunu raid poraru . Intelligence intelligence influence padam poora.

Padathoda Story than USP : Ulaga cinemavil mudhal muraiyaga. Irukavanga kita thirudi ilathavangaluku kudukra oru new concept. [8)] Ivvlo new concept use panum pothu logic idika kodathunu director padam fulla padu patirkaru. Atha pathium nama detailed analyze panuvom.

Susi is noway Wanna be Shankar .Actually speaking Even shankar cant handle such great concepts handled by Susi SIR. Shankar oda Gentleman,Indian,Mukkiyama Shivaji padathula iruka entha scene,conceptume intha padathula ila[8)]. Batman beginsla iruka ideasum ila. Kandasamy na Fresh. Daily fresh pola fresho fresh [8)]. Vikram oru veetuku raid poraru. Apo oru police news leak panratha kandupidikraru parunga,. Theatrela marna mass mass mass. Asish veetuku vikram poraru. Apo oru mass scene. (atha nenga big screenla pathu enjoy panunga). Vikram asish veetla raid pani avaroda intelligencela ela document seize panraru.Document seize panum pothu hammer kondu vara sollraru. Hammer vanthathum theatrela marna mass[8)] ippadi oru officeranu. Apo oru call. Avvlo avasara workku naduvula oru gilma paatu paka solli avaruku oru invite call[8)] yaruku kedeikum apdi oru call. Vikramum apo konjam mass kamichutu adutha scene boat clubla vechi laptopla pakraru antha gilma invitea[8)] anga shreya ara kora makeupoda(sorry makeup than arakora padathula dress suthamave ila). Shreyavum paatula sceneku scene dress korachite varanga.

Choreography : sema sema sema ena oru sync ena angles marna mass ponga.

Shreyavoda so called gilma patu mudinjathum vadivelu marna comedy. Theatrela elarum pakathula irukavangala pathu”nee siri nee sirnu solrnga” avaru comedy panraru ana theatrela mayana amaithi. Janangala ameithi aaka vadiveluva epdilam use panranga. Talent Talent

Mudinjathum Vikram Boat eduthutu anaa oona poraru. Enga poraru ethuku poraru SUSPENCE . Jananga avangaluku ena venumo atha letterla eluthi podranga. Atha vikram eduthu padichu avanga koraiya thettu veirkaru. Edpi theekuraru Raid poraru panatha edukraru antha panatha apdiye eduthutu poi help panraru. Vikram has a big set of ingelligent friends for his work. Avanga than behind logic work panranga[8)]. Ivanga than vikram enga ponalum anga sambrani podrathu,rope katti vikrama thookruathu pola pala pala logic vela pakranga. (mansoor alikhan kaga ivanga than work pananga) suspense revealed[8)]. Ivangala azhika Shreya decide panranga. Vikrama paka officeku varanga. Aerkanave thaaru maara kilinja dressa inum kilichi gilma gilma gilma katranga[8)]Itha apdiye vikram videola elarum pakra pola panraru.Anga than Director touch. Logic ilenu yarume sollida kodathu parunga. Ithu pola director touch padam poora iruku.

Antha kovil popularity pathi kandupidika[8)] Prabhu vararu. Prabhu vara scenellam theatrela whistle,claps marna marna mass.(seriously).Prabhu konjam konjama vikrama trace pana arambikraru. Ithuku naduvula ashsium vikrama adikadi aalungala anupuraru avanga kooda vikram 15 mins fight panraru and this happens every 20 mins [J]. Now shreya decides to seduce him and make him fall for her(once again ulaga cinemavil mudhal muriayaga) Vikram officeku poi lip locklam panranga but ena kandravina avanga panathu lip locknut pathi peruku therla.

Vikramku oru land pathi proposal varuthu.Raid pani ownerku panam vangi thararu. Night avanga uyiruku aabathu apo vararu scneeku. Avaroda entire Sambrani team spotku poguthu ropeoda. Avanga paatelam podranga. Thideernu ore claps yarda kai thatrathunu patha yarum ila paatha athu BGM.[8)]. Ithu pola director namaku adikadi twist mela twista koduthu kadaseela nama kaluthe suthikichu[8)]. Athuvum antha corn field fightla katra logic iruke. Appappa ena oru magic[8)]. Logic kepiya kepiyanu director namala pathu serupala adicha mathiri oru feel. Ippadi oru logic padamanu[8)]. Slowa vikrama avanga trace out panranga.Athuku naduvula Vikram polave vadivelu getup change pani marna comedy panraru. Theatrela as usual ameithi. Intervalku munadi asish and YG oda master brain use pani sambrani teamoda oru membera pudikranga. Avaru unmei elam sollidraru. Ivanuku equala shreyavum help panranga(love story banal – ppoda) ithoda artham and punch nenga theatrela pakum pothu purium.

The flash back : ipadi oru sarithiri mukkiyathuvuam miguntha mudiva vikram aen edukraru. Athu gentleman/basha pola 2 mins marume oodra andhar scenela solranga. Antha flashbackkagava vikram ithelam panrarunu neneikum pothu elarukum kannu vazhiya bloode vanthurchu. Ithuku naduvula intervalku munadi vikram and sambrani team charliya paka porana ponnu veshathula. Oru ponnu aishwarya vida azhaga poi dance aadrqanga kadaseela than solranga athu vikramnu wow nambave mudeela ipadi oru makeupa? Ipadi oru getupa? Ware wah.

Ipothan padathoda mukkiyamana performer entry. Susi Ganesan the man[8)]

Theatre fulla DON DON DON nu ore kathal. Gals elarum cell phone eduthu photo eduka arambichitanga. Theatela elarum OMG The real hero has comenu ore polambal. Susi sir vara ovvoru sceneum marna class. With his method acting he did remind us the Pacino from the HEAT.

Flashback mudinjathum Vikram is cornerd by ashish Vidyarthi. So vikram now travels to mexico with poli passport[8)] along with shreya. Ipothan Mexican pichumani entry

Hurrayyyyyyyyy

Hes got power

Hes got craze

Hes got charm

Hes so Hot

Hes mesmerizing

Alex comes in Hummer to pick them up. Pora vazhila “inga nereya problem so nenga sekkurity ilama veliya pogathenga”nu avaru solaru. Ithu ketu theatre fulla marna mass claps. Vikram and shreya ovvoru edama pathu ithuva ithuvanu kekranga?

Inga enamo master planu audienceku elam ore pulse eranguthu.

Helicopter nikkuthu

Alex “inga sekkurity problem” nu solraru

Vikram and Shreya eranguranga

Inga than director vecharu oru twist. Mambo mamiyanu vikram and shreya dance panranga[8)]

Inga oru big transaction nadakuthu 1 lack crores kita transfer panra master plana vikram panraru. Ithuku naduvula shreyava epdi emathurarunu inoru twist iruku. Padathula twist jasthiya irukarthala pesama”twister” nu kooda per vechirkalam. Unbelievable twists.

Mexican pichu mani varqa scenes elame theatrela therika viduthu.

Pichumanis Accent : Oru scenela vikram bankla oruthara meet panraru. Apo antha aapeesar etho mexican languagela solla atha pichumani translate pani solluvaru parunga ada ada ada

Ipo asish Vikrama pottu thala solli order podraru antha order Sekkurity suthi iruka Mexican pichumani kita poguthu. Suthi hummer,Ferrari,small dons,kaluthula beautipull chain,lungioda pichu mani phone edukraru. Vikram than CBI nu therinjathum. Mexican pichumani and all his sekkuritys take him to a deserted place. Anga oru fight poduvaru parunga. (note the bgm)Intelligence + logic. Marna mass. Vikram is cornered at a one point. Apo pinadi oru car seeruthu. Vanthu elaraum dwamsam panuthu. Apo ulla yarunu patha Susi Sir. Theatrela marupadi oru boogambam kai thattalla. Asish pottu kodukraru CBI head kita. Patha angaum oru twistu[8)] . Airportla vikrama arrest panuvanganu patha Namma Mexican pichumaniya arrest pani konduvaranga(adutha twistu) itha pathu shreya shock aranga(adutha twistu) avanga bankla oru dollor than iruku(adutha twistu). Ipothan vikram padathoda second villana meet panraru. Intha prachanaikelam naduvula shreya adikadi vikrama pakranga. Duet padranga dress ilama nadakranga (ithelam 15 minsku oruka nadakum).

Vikram seval getupla villana pakraru bayatha katraru. Aprama villana CBI a pakraru. Deal pesraru. Deal apo than (bgm is to be noted now) Tamilnatoda nelama ena? Aen panam thevei? Ithu pola Shivajila naama pakatha ariya karuthukala namaku solrru vikram. Intha gapla villanoda alunga Mexican pichumaniya pottu thalranga. Vikramoda head Krishna(own voice dubbing for national award) Mexican pichumani pathu shock aranga. Intha timela Krishna than ithukelam master brain(adutha twist) nu prabhuku theriya varuthu. Ipo vikram goes to meet the villan. Bambara kannale song. Motha theatreum athi bayangaramana response paatuku. Mudinjathum vikram paatu nadantha busku ula poraru. Busa odaikraru. Apo jananga koodranga

Apo vikram makkala pathu karuthu solraru karuthu solraru. Apo than janangaluku

KARUTHU KANDASAMY na ivaru thanu artham puriyuthu. Apo than vikram mummait khan pathu kekraru “evvlo panam vangunanu” she says “30 lacks” apo vijay kanth pola intha panathula atha panirkalam itha panirkalamnu ore advice. Apo than namaku oraikuthu. Intha padatha paka nama selavu pana 100 rupees vechi nama athu panirklame? Ithu panirkalame?atleast sapadavathu sapitirkalame. Ipadi panamum kuduthu thalai,kal,mutti,pallu valilam vanganumanu J.

Prabhu vanthu solraru. Ivaru than kandasamynu. Apo makkal elam”avara thoola thooketu ponga” ,”avara pallakula thooketu ponganu” ore class class dialoguea pesnanga. As obviously ivaroda entha caseum courtla sellupadi agala[8)] Intelligene + logic use pananangala athan matave ila[8)]

Kadasee Scenela vikram Kovilku poraru. Anga marupadi letter pakraru. Kandasamy journey continues[8)].

Ithelam doupu En kaasuku aapu.

Intha paata paadeete elarum thalailaum ,vailaum,vayithulaum adichite theatre vitu gudu gudunu ooda arambichitanga.

Susi sir unga adutha padam epo?

Pokkisham CLASS CLASS CLASS Review

Classna class apdi ipadi class ila. Pothuva na vijay filmsnu than review poduven. Intha padam pathathum. Vijay gold ila platinumnu purinjukuten[8)] Manasara solren Vijay rocks[8)] Intha padam epdi na(please read the entire review in cheran flashback style) En frnd sonan intha padathuku pogalamnu. Padathoda vilaivugal theriyama oruthan vechiruntha ticketa ketu ponen. Sathyamla thaniya oru counter vechirnthanga Pokkisham cancellation ticketskaga[:)] Screen presense : cheran sir kita ilathathu ethuvume ila. Humor,angryness,romance(ithu padam fula therikuthu gals elam cheran screenla vanthale mobilelalam photo edukranga), sentiment,love,joy,brotherlyhood,cute friend ipadi elame elame ela elame antha china mugathula avaru katum pothu. Gals want him Guys want to be him[8)]. Director : Directors vidunga avara namaku mukiyam namaku actor cheran sir than mukiyam. Director was busy writing a rocking rocket speed screenplay. Atha pathi than elarukum theriume[8)] Ethu pathi pesrathune therla. Acting pathiya,Music pathiya,Perfect cuts iruka editing pathiya,Cheran sir oda romantic look pathiya,oru scenela english pesuvaru parunga class class class [b] This is personal not in bablic[/b] Motha theatarum Suma Athiruchu[8)] Padathula namaku elame soli tharanga. Kalai,Ilakiyam,Ariviyal,Poriyal,Kootu,seiyul,agananooru,purananooru,pura 500 ,thirukural,TR Kuralnu tamilu sambanthama enalam iruko athelame soli koduthutaru cheran SIR. Ovvoru paatuku 100 meters,200 meters,400 meters pola race odranga silly fellows[8)] Cheran sir ovvoru tharam calcutta post office pogum pothum anga work panravanga avara pathu "paithiyakarannu " solranga. ana theatrela iruka elarume antha word sonathum namala than solrangalonu thalaiya soriya arambichitanga[8)] Cheran sirs pocket : padam fulla romantic smileoda avaru rendu kaiaum avaroda rendu pant pocket kulaye vitutu irukaru. theatrela iruka elarukum oru doubt

[b]Avaru apdi ena than pant pocketla vechirkaru? oru vela padathoda story pant pocketla than irukumonu [/b] egapata wild guesses[8) ovvoru sceneum kannu munadiye nikuthu. Screen presensena athu cheran sir than. Padam fulla avaru vararu. Rajini kooda shivajila ivvlo scenesla varala[8)] Galskulam cheran sir mela sema craze. For the first time in world cinema there was a big gang of gals who was shouting like hell in theatre for every single scene[8)] 6 vayasu paiyan kathite irunthana pathukongalen[8)] Cheran sirku child fansum vanthachu[8)] Ivvlo mass vantha pinadi ivaru aen MASS padam nadika koodathu? INTERVAL : apo oru writeup varuthu. Chill/Take a break/Enjoy snacks/Discuss about movie nu. Atha pakum pothelam elarukum peranandham. Interval vareikum cheran sirkula azhaga malanthu iruka natpu epdi kadhala maruthunu katranga. After interval antha kadhal epdi adutha katathukum ,Apdiye nama Tamil cinema epdi adutha katathukum pogapoguthunu katranga[8)] Biggest positive : Screenplay. Ithu one of a kind in World Cinema. Ipadi oru perfect screenplay kandipa film institutela vaikanum. ithula research pana nereya iruku. Acting schools : Avanga elarume intha padathoda ticket kuduthu ovvoru sceneaum epdi differenta act panalam. ore reactiona epdi different differenta cheran SIR kodukrarunu solli tharalam. Padam pathu mudichathum avanga blood kulaye cheran Sir oda acting poirukum athu vera matter[8)] Oru scenela avaru mouna virathamnu prove pana avaru avaroda anni kita act panuvaru parunga. Kannu theriyathavanuku kooda kanula irunthu ratham varum apdi oru acting[8)] Padathula oru duet kooda ila apove therinjirkanum screenplay evvlo strongnu[8)] Ovvoru scenum Semma sharp and crispy. Avaru padma priya kanomnu nadanthu varum pothu oru marathula mutuvaru. Mutuna odane motha theatrekum antha vali therinjathu CLASS[:)]

ithula padam arambathula present youthoda love pathi solum pothe cheran kula pori thati kelambi iruka youth namaku nala puriyuthu[8)] ena ore prachanana theatre fulla ore claps claps claps. ovvoru reactionkum ore claps claps claps. Ipo padathoda mukiyamana partku varuvom. Padathoda climax. Padma priyava pathathume elarum gubiirnu sirichutanga [:x] aene therla [:X] ivaru cheran pathi solli hero azha padma priya azha pinadi iruka avanga family azha atha pathu marupadi hero azha padma priya marupadi azha theatre poora ore kannir mazhai paasa porattam[8)] Padma priya padam poora letter padichu namala oru vazhi panalum avanga ipo padikra kadasee letters than marna CLASS [8)] Padma priya cheran sir wifeoda pesum pothu namakelam ore canpoosan. Madam oda method actinga paratratha? Avanga makeupa paratratha? Cheran sir oda directiona paratratha? Antha scenenla vara dialogeua paratratha? ila intha padathuku vara solli namala thoonduna nama nanbargala paratratha? Vaanatha pathute padma priya madam antha MUKKIYAMANA SECRETA sollum pothu. AIDS/Pandri kaichal/Tsunami/SARS ithulalam nama inime kandipa thapikalamnu namakula oru thannambikai varum [:)] Already 1 1/2 hours spend paniyachu. Itha paditha apramum nenga padathuku ponga. kandipa parunga.. Ungal kallaraiyil ungalai santhikiren

TN’S Balakrishna Rasigan

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The KURUVI Review : I couldnt resist my friends request so here it goes kuruvi kuruvi kuruvi adichaaaaaaaaa

A Multilingual Masterpiece

Statuary declaration :

Garbini pengal/ idhaya nooyaaligal/idhaya balageenam ullavargal dhayavu seithu marupadium yosikavum. I was considering PG(parental guidance) i.e i went to movie with family.

First lets thank dharani for making a wholesome world class First of a kind MASS movie. We haven’t seen any movies like kuruvi recently. Infact a new screenplay technique was followed in this movie where every scene object even a manjo was interrelated and a small mask plays a very vital role in the movie. Enga arambikrathu enga mudikrathune therla. Movie begins wit manivannan being held as slave in a remote village(20 yearsku munnadi vantha rajinis maaveran padam intha kathey illai illai) vijays intro was far better than dhoom hrithik style where hero comes up flying wit clean costumes and full makeup. Then comes the intro chase.Malavika was introduced while camera focuses on some prime elements in screen. This stunts would dare world class audience and also F1 Car racers. A new kind of driving technique was introduced(first time in world . a way to travel towards world cinema) Every car in planet earth wins by riding it through road but in here. Can never be explained. Go enjoy it in big screen. Screenplay pushes vijay to Malaysia and there hero was insulted (40 yearsa TC la varathathu) . Trisha was much impressed wit vijays Mask of Zorro kinda GETUP change. Unbelievable. Oru china scarf vechi ivvlo azhaga getup matha mudiumnu engaluku suthama therla. After looting a important thing vijay plays a big INTELLIGENT game in airport to stop suman from entering flight. Vijay – trisha scenes from flight to where he finds the object in his friends place(French kiss padathula ithu varala varala). Well till the first half usual vijay elements was filled in movie (double meaning/suluku edukum scenes ) vijay runs fast phased in pre interval scenes and director keeps a twist and there trisha finds vijay in a TOUCH. Bullet catch stunts was involved here many times (competing matrix and Narasimma )

(in narasimma also anand raj fires bullets where captain escapes and a similar scenes comes here).Vijay jumps from buildings to buildings to compete spider man. (ours is a try to beat world cinema) Vijay climbs something and our BP rises on guessing wat hes gonna do. He flies a solid 500 m of flying and catches a train. (not inspired from athadu where he travels to a train by catching a rope) INTERVAL
A mind blowing scene comes after climax. A lift scene to project thalabathys MASS MASS. Vijay goes below below and goes to land water and comes up in another place . MASS. Then vijay travels to AP to meet suman. The fight and punch dialogues seen in the train scene was mind blowing.Eppadi ivangalala mattum ipadi mudiuthu. Then we are glad to see a dubbing version of chatrapathi movie. Basic plot was taken from blood diamond. Where as screenplay /scenes/ACTING SKILLS was borrowed from gajendra (we can find lots of similarities ) Captain get out we are coming to grab ur place. Stunts was biggest highlight to compete Telugu super star bala krishnas REALISTIC stunts.Totally a whole some laugh and riot for your whole family. Vijay is in tough competition to attain vijay kanths place and bala krishnas place. After the movie I have seen many people going bonkers and turned down into instant vijay verians that’s the power of Vijay that’s THE MASS MASS MASS. After vijaykanth none has such great response.

Hey holloywood where are u we are coming .?






Kuruvi a successful attempt to world cinema in terms of stunts

Kuruvi a 10 Mile Stone in vijays Film Career

Vijay ku 1000000/10

This blog may not be as enjoyable like the villu review but i dont wana fool the friends whove been asking for the Fantabulous kuruvi review so here it goessssss

Kuruvi kuruvi kuruvi adichaaaaaaaaaa

Thanks to all for making this blog a very big success

This was the first time ive come up with a blog.im very much surprised to see these many hits/views in this short span of time. 1000 views in 24 hours flat

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